I LEAVE THE COMPUTER FOR TEN MINUTES AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

Oh my! Team Fortress 2 updates! Including a bow and arrow for the sniper, a new game mode and new maps, a car battery taped to a tribal shield, and OH MY GOD AHHHHHH!!!

Team Fortress 2 - Main Page
http://www.teamfortress.com/

New Parkour Game

It seems like all I do nowadays is post Kotaku articles. Anyways, this looks so freakin' amazing. After watching it over and over, I'm (sadly) starting to doubt that the video is actual gameplay. Regardless, I want to see more!

Kotaku - Is This New Beyond Good & Evil 2 Footage?
http://kotaku.com/5246177/is-this-new-beyond-good--evil-2-footage

Texas May Force Sex Offenders To Register Gamertags

I can see it now, two years in the future, me searching for sex offenders to troll. I love it.

Kotaku - Texas May Force Sex Offenders To Register Gamertags
http://kotaku.com/5243168/texas-may-force-sex-offenders-to-register-gamertags

Childhood Memories Revisited with Paper Moon

The free in-browser game site, Blurst.com, has a new game up called Paper Moon by Infinite Ammo. Check it out if you have a few minutes to spare. The game is so fun and satisfying that I find myself going back to it often to immerse myself in that world. And make sure your sound is on! The music is fantastic and really helps set the mood.

Paper Moon at Blurst.com
http://blurst.com/paper-moon/

Infinite Ammo
http://infiniteammo.ca/

Velvet Assassin

If someone told me a couple of months ago that I could be a woman spy, where I can sneak around, dress up like the enemy, and stab Nazis, I would have replied with, "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"

Velvet Assassin is out on Steam right now! And I'm swamped with work and no time to play! Damn it! There aren't any reviews out at the moment about it (because of a company buyout), so maybe waiting to buy it is a good idea, but Jesus Christ it looks like an awesome game. I know I'll be getting it sooner or later.

So far, my only gripe with the game is a similar one that AJ Glasser of Kotaku has with it. What I gather from the screenshots, you spend half the game with camera angles that focus on the protagonist's tight-fitted, leather-clad ass. But that's a rant that I'll save for another day.

Check out Kotaku's impression of the game or at least watch the trailer on Steam's site.

Velvet Assassin on Steam
http://store.steampowered.com/app/16720/

Kotaku - Velvet Assassin - Morphine Makes everything Better, Seriously
http://kotaku.com/5066916/velvet-assassin--morphine-makes-everything-better-seriously